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Slimy Shark
02:03
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I know somebody with eyes like you
I know you wish it was a hawk
I know somebody with eyes like you
Oh no my friend it's a potato
Cause you're an evil slimy shark
And you probably smell like farts
Your fashion sense was popular last season
Whenever I need a hand
You're giving someone else a hand
If you were a tree,
Even in the summer you wouldn't have any leaves on
Gossip does a number on your reputation
It's a shame you didn't have one to begin with
When you enter the room it's cause for evacuation
We never thought of leaving before (it's cause you suck)
Yogurt, oatmeal, rice pudding, polenta,
Mashed potatoes, applesauce, alfredo, every kind of sauce,
Jams, jellies, butters, spreads,
Blended asparagus
These are the types of things you should be eating
While you watch a net flick
You can't be having solid foods on the account that
You are very very very sick
Cause you're an evil slimy shark
And you probably smell like farts
Your fashion sense was popular last season
Whenever I need a hand you're giving someone else a hand
Don't get me wrong
I never ever thought that I was better than you
I think that you’re strong
But I also wish that you would step in dog poo
(Step in it)
Cause you’re an evil slimy shark
(Yes you are)
And you probably smell like farts
(You smell bad)
Your fashion sense was popular last season
(It hasn't been popular since last season)
Whenever I need a hand you’re
Giving someone else a hand
(You're always giving other people hands)
If you were a tree even in the
Summer you wouldn’t have any
Leaves on
If you were a tree even in the
Summer you wouldn't have any leaves on
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2. |
I adore you
01:15
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I adore you
I adore you
I adore you
I adore you
I adore you
I adore you
I adore you
I adore you
I adore you
I adore you
I adore you
I adore you
I adore you
I adore you
Do you
Do you
Do you
Do you
I adore you
I adore you
I adore you
I adore you
Do you why why wum
(I adore you)
Do you why why wum
(I adore you)
Do you why why wum
(I adore you)
Do you why why wum
(I adore you)
Do you why why wum
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3. |
Oven Mitt
02:47
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And it's not that the thing you're looking at
Is the thumb of an oven mitt,
It just looks like one
It just looks like one
It just looks like one
It just looks like one
Well maybe you don't
But you can relate
Isn't it all great
We're people so we know how
Other people feel
Even when we didn't do the thing that
Makes the people feel that way
Nothing works
(Nothing works)
I've imagined life as better but
Like lightning
(Is it like lightning? Let's find out)
Everything hurts
(Is that like lightning?)
I got a toothache and a boner
I'm going home goodbye
(Bye bye bye bye)
You know shirts
(You know shirts)
The most funny things plaster your torso
(Plaster your torso)
(Torso where shirt go)
Math time!
We're indivisible
Nope, divisible
Bye!
(Shirts go on a torso)
I feel invisible
I feel miserable
Go home, get gone, come on
Why?
(Oven mitt, remember when we were talking about that?)
I'm the ice cream cone in Lilo & Stitch guy
(He always drops the ice cream)
You're a real fuckin (Beep)
Mothy tasting butterly
(Metaphor)
Well maybe you aren't
But you can relate
Isn't it all great
We're people so we know how
Other people feel
Even when we didn't do the thing that
Makes the people feel that way
(Even when we didn't do that thing)
What's the biggest water bottle that you ever had
Why didn't you have a bigger water bottle
What's the biggest water bottle that you ever had
Why didn't you have a bigger water bottle
You know you need water to live
Water doesn't drink itself dear
You know you need water to live
Water doesn't drink itself dear
(No it doesn't)
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4. |
Up on the Shelf
02:22
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I'm sorry
I just get nervous
There's nothing else
If you love me
You can leave me
Up on the shelf
By myself
You say it's okay
I hear you annoy me
You say I'm the same
I hear I'll avoid you
It pays to stop and shake and cry
And when you smile I say goodbye
On the shelf
By myself
Everybody now
And dance in my room
When there's nothing else to do
When I sing i don't do it for anybody else
I would much rather stay
On the shelf
By myself
On the shelf
(On the shelf)
By myself
(By myself)
On the shelf
(On the shelf)
By myself
(By myself)
On the shelf
(On the shelf)
By myself
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Jake Hardwick New York
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